Communication Contemplator T-Shirts

"There you go again, trying to solve my problems. I'm not asking you to do that. I just need you to listen."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'