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"There you go again, trying to solve my problems. I'm not asking you to do that. I just need you to listen."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Apocalipsis

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."