Covid Conjurer Gifts

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Bright Idea

Sisyphus during Covid

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Snakecharming.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

"She works best in hex mode."

God's Kitchen

"The usual, please."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

All of this is very doable-

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

Quwaket

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Covid-19: The Summer Equalizer

Witching Hour

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Someone putting parasite ornaments on a tree.

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Math Department Janitor

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."