Courtroom Etiquette Observer Pillows

''Guilty or not guilty'? - I didn't come here to be INSULTED!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

I love Lawyers

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I object!" "Overruled!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Yawning barristers in court

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"You don't have to answer that."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Overruled."

"Not guilty"

Counsel's Opinion.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Criminal Stupidness