Court Jester At Heart Gifts

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You've been subpoenaed to appear before the Hun's ethics committee."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Justice 4 Ron

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Two lawyers in a royal court