Court Caretaker Gifts

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Lazy plumber.

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

'Take care'.

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."