Court Caretaker Pillows

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Lazy plumber.

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Take care'.

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'