Clinic Caretaker Pillows

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"You have natural causes.''