Clinic Caretaker Mugs

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

'They sure have small litters.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."