Cinema Caretaker Mugs

Cinemaplex

"PG my ass!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

The Odd Couple.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"And now the award for..."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."