Cinema Caretaker Mugs

Cinemaplex

"PG my ass!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

The Odd Couple.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"And now the award for..."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"