Couple Banter Appreciator Pillows

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Touché"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'We were made for each other.'

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Gay couple living together.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"Sorry. No refunds."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

"He's fine as long as I take my medication."

'You're the most self-absorbed egomaniac it's ever been my misfortune to know.' 'I'm beginning to think we're on different wavelengths.'

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'You're totally unreasonable.'

'Preston, if you're making faces at me, save it for the Halloween party.'

'You can call off the search now -- I remarried.'

"He was twelve when we first met. Now, he;s twenty one... Stone, that is."

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

'Play ball!' 'What, no foreplay?'

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."