Couch Cricket Gifts

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'...I don't like your chances!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Cricketer's funeral

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'