Couch Sports Fan Gifts

"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cat gets a hole in one

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Couch and Potato

Indoor Football

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"When did this game get started?"

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'for what we are about to receive...'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Winter Olympics

Pandemic Bowl

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Isolation Olympics

W. G. Grace

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

'It's a whole new ball game.'

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

Playing Golf with a Broom

Socially Distanced Boxers