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Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cat gets a hole in one

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Triple Sock Cow

Low Noon.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.