Sidelined Sports Fan Gifts

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Spring Training

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"