Couch Cardio Fans Gifts

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Couch and Potato

Running

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"When did this game get started?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"There's the remote!"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Snail Display Today

Running machine with pothole.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Plank

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Yoga Welcome Mat

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

'You're doing it wrong!'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? Where do you think I should invest my tax refund? That's a great question. In my day, most people would've opted to put the funds into your standard Serta, or even a newfangled Posturepedic. Those people were morons. The more forward-thinking investor knew she'd run less of a risk of bed bugs eating her fortune if she went with a La-Z-Boy. Um ... ok, ... thanks.

Pandemic Bowl

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

Isolation Olympics

"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"

Jehovah's World Cup Interruptors