Couch Cardio Fans T-Shirts

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Couch and Potato

Running

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"When did this game get started?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"There's the remote!"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Snail Display Today

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Running machine with pothole.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Plank

Yoga Welcome Mat

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

'You're doing it wrong!'

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Isolation Olympics

Pandemic Bowl