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'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Pasta

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

A chip off the old block...

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Baby it's cold outside.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Rep-Tiles.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).