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Baby it's cold outside.

Good News about winter

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Hockney by the Pool

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'