Fireplace Loungers Gifts

Baby it's cold outside.

Good News about winter

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Take us to your feeder."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Custer's last tan.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Hockney by the Pool

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."