Furniture Lounging Fans Prints

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Hot Pie Therapy

Pasta

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

A chip off the old block...

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Baby it's cold outside.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'