Couch Competitor Gifts

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

'Sorry to bother you Mr Hellerman, but do you think you could just pop in and change the channel?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"I see a couch."

"When did this game get started?"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Staycation Photos

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

E-Z Livin'