Couch Competitor Pillows

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Sorry to bother you Mr Hellerman, but do you think you could just pop in and change the channel?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Binge Watch

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"I see a couch."

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"When did this game get started?"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

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