Cost-conscious Cracker Gifts

Finding a thoughtful gift for someone who's both budget-savvy and creatively inclined? Our collection celebrates cleverness with a humorous twist, offering affordable and imaginative options that show you care without breaking the bank. Whether they enjoy practical jokes, clever designs, or quirky flair, you'll find something that resonates with their savvy spirit.

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'It was hard enough making ends meet when it was just the two of us. Now we have a baby and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed.'

'It was hard enough making ends meet when it was just the two of us. Now we have a baby and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed.' mockup

'It was hard enough making ends meet when it was just the two of us. Now we have a baby and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed.'

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"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something." mockup

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..." mockup

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar." mockup

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

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'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!' mockup

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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'You reek of crackers.'

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.' mockup

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

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"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker." mockup

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

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'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!' mockup

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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Do Not Enter and No U Turns

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.' mockup

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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A parrot business meeting

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C is for Cracker

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'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.' mockup

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

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Polly want a cracker?

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"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..." mockup

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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Looking for the vaccine

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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't." mockup

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?' mockup

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked." mockup

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?' mockup

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

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Cost-conscious Cracker Gifts Collection

Cost-conscious Cracker Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs designed for your cost-conscious cracker—perfect for daily doses of humor and savings.

Cost-conscious Cracker Pillows

Discover fun and witty pillows that add personality and humor to your home decor, just right for your budget-savvy friend.

Cost-conscious Cracker Prints

Browse our collection of humorous prints, perfect for celebrating creative and cost-conscious living with a splash of style.

Cost-conscious Cracker T-Shirts

Check out our clever T-shirts that showcase their creative wit and thrifty lifestyle in style.