Cosmic Musings Gifts

God's yo yo

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Questions

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'