Cosmic Musings Pillows

God's yo yo

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Coronavirus

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

God with Earth Controller

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Questions

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."