Martian Musings Gifts

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Big Medium

What NASA is not telling us...

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

Friendly Alien.

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

"Yes, it's that way."