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"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"You wanna put that back?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Big Medium

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

What NASA is not telling us...

It

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Friendly Alien.

"Yes, it's that way."

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'