Cosmic Concepts Gifts

Zenemies.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chiller Theatre

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lost World: You are Here

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well