Cosmic Concepts Pillows

Zenemies.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

The Lost World: You are Here

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

A man looks up at the earth

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

Coronavirus

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"