Cosmic Phenomena Pillows

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Occu-Pie Mars

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

Save Our Universe

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Zenemies.

The Origins of Everything

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Underweird bras."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"