Cosmic Understanding Gifts

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Hair Crop Circle

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.