Cosmic Understanding Mugs

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Hair Crop Circle

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

The Lost World: You are Here

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"