Cosmic Chatter Gifts

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

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"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'OMG!'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'Hi, Mom!'

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'I tell you what, no more dates with Astronomers! What I thought would be a romantic walk under the stars ended up being a two-hour Physics lecture...'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

'It's For You.'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Message in a bottle.

"You had me at sextile moon."

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

"You have a really weird energy."