Cosmic Conversation Starter Gifts

'It's a conversation piece.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.