Conversation Spark Starter Gifts

"Ya hear uncle Fred's gonna quit drinkin'?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."