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"Ya hear uncle Fred's gonna quit drinkin'?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."