Digital Conversation Starter Pillows

Admit it. What are you whining about? Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Okay, I admit you're a twit. Admit that the internet – Facebook, Twitter, the internet! - has led to protests here and around the world. The internet! Admit it! Bad day to be a Luddite, sister. I admit only to your stink breath, twit! It's on!

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

The Modern Novel.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"