Digital Conversation Starter Mugs

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”