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"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

'I think you might be drinking too much.'

"Not much of a conversation piece, is it?"

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'I wish you wouldn't refer to me as your running mate!'

'I used to live in a gated community too. It was called Broadmoor.'

'I buried my husband four months ago...He was dead.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."