Conversation Starter Enthusiast Gifts

"What did you think of that book that I already know everyone else in the world's opinion about?"

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

Ask me about my tail.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Could I ask just one question?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"