Celestial Banter Gifts

Looking for gifts that celebrate the universe with a clever twist? Our celestial banter collection features fun and witty items that skyrocket your loved one's mood. Ideal for astronomy enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates a touch of cosmic humor, these products bring a playful vibe to their space-loving personality. From mugs to prints, each piece is designed to spark joy and inspire a love for the night sky with a humorous twist.

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'I realize this might be carping,but I never did long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'I realize this might be carping,but I never did long enough to enjoy my IRA account.' mockup

'I realize this might be carping,but I never did long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!" mockup

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

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'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?' mockup

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

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'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.' mockup

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

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"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series." mockup

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

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Shoe repair

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Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day. mockup

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

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"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it." mockup

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

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"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors." mockup

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

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New Years Reolutions

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'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.' mockup

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

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'I miss the evildoers.'

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"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!" mockup

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

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"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?" mockup

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

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Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog. mockup

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

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"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell." mockup

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

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'Everything's heavenly! How about you?' mockup

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

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Benedict XVI Resigns.

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"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!" mockup

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

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Halo Repair

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Uh-Oh...

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'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.' mockup

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

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'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.' mockup

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

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"Are you sure you're in the right place?"

"Are you sure you're in the right place?" mockup

"Are you sure you're in the right place?"

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'I still feel empty.'

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"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver." mockup

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

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"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard." mockup

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

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"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

"Do you have anything with a view of God?" mockup

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

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'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.' mockup

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

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'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.' mockup

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

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Celestial Banter Gifts Collection

Celestial Banter Mugs

Discover our range of celestial banter mugs and bring a humorous touch of the cosmos to your morning routine.

Celestial Banter Pillows

Find the perfect space-themed pillows with witty celestial sayings to add personality to your living space.

Celestial Banter Prints

Browse our cosmic humor prints and bring a touch of starry wit to your home decor with fun, celestial-themed artwork.

Celestial Banter T-Shirts

Explore our celestial banter t-shirts for humorous and space-inspired designs that showcase your love for cosmic comedy.