Cosmic Chatter Prints

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

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"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

'Hi, Mom!'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'OMG!'

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'It's For You.'

'I tell you what, no more dates with Astronomers! What I thought would be a romantic walk under the stars ended up being a two-hour Physics lecture...'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Message in a bottle.

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

"You had me at sextile moon."

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

"You have a really weird energy."

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !