'Here, we got back to basics... Money!'
Corporate World Satirist Gifts
Looking for a clever way to appreciate your favorite corporate world satirist? Our collection features humorously satirical products that poke fun at office life, management, and corporate culture. Perfect for those who love a witty critique and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves or their workplace. Whether it’s a cheeky mug, a humorous print, or a playful t-shirt, these gifts add a touch of humor to any desk, wardrobe, or living space, celebrating the creative side of satire.
"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."
"I'm sorry, sir - We don't have anyone here who wants to talk to anyone like you."
"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."
'Your resume is very impressive and you ave all the experience we need. Unfortunately, you still have the brain of a chicken.'
'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'
"My evaluation is based on peeking through the blinds."
'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."
"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."
"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."
Boss's Desk Says No!
"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"
'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'
Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.
"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
Born In Captivity.
'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'
Another day at work would be one too many...
"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."
"There are no big jobs, only small machines."
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'
"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'
"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."
'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'
"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."
"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Corporate World Satirist Gifts Collection
Corporate World Satirist Mugs
Discover our collection of humorous mugs designed for corporate world satirists. Perfect for adding wit to your morning routine or as a gift for the satirist in your life.
Corporate World Satirist Pillows
Find humorous pillows that add a playful touch to any space, celebrating the fun side of corporate satire with clever designs.
Corporate World Satirist Prints
Browse our satirical prints that bring humor and critique to your decor, perfect for workspace or home to keep the satirical spirit alive.
Corporate World Satirist T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirt selection that humorously captures the essence of corporate satire—ideal for making a statement at work or in casual settings.