Corporate Socialite Gifts

"I'm a middle manager. And, you?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

A day at the races

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"