Corporate Socialite Pillows

"I'm a middle manager. And, you?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."