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Company rules. 1. Management is always right. 2. When in doubt see rule 1.

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

Men's business romper.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

CEO's office in a safe.

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'Profit or non-profit?'