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"I told you, I'm working from home."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"I like my steak well done."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Lambo

Religious toilets.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

A man wearing a powdered wig and purple smock coat

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Open Mic Nacht

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Back to School Jitters

Man caught in fishing lines

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'Good day on Wall Street?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'