Corona Comedy Explorer Pillows

"I told you, I'm working from home."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I like my steak well done."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Religious toilets.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Lambo

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"I have to go wee-wee."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

A man wearing a powdered wig and purple smock coat

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Man caught in fishing lines

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Back to School Jitters

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'Good day on Wall Street?'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

Gurus wise words on lost socks