Corn Flakes Lovers Gifts

BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Super Heroes.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Cinemuck

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

The Rural Bidet...

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

French bread

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Corn Price Denialism

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Please rise."

Baking Buns

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'