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BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Super Heroes.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Cinemuck

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

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'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

French bread

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Please rise."

The Mythical Unicorn.

Baking Buns

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Maize

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...